For the third week.....
A: A triangle has 3 points.
(JayWalk: And the joke keeps going on and on and on... Ngek ngek ngek ngek!!!)
"They've hit the post three times, had a goal disallowed and hit the bar. I think I'll go out and buy a lottery ticket."
Fulham keeper Mark Schwarzer has a lotto lotto luck against Sunderland.
"I'd like to get another 100 games but me and the missus do the Lottery and if our numbers come up, I won't be in training on Monday!"
Ton-up striker Paul Mullin loves Accrington Stanley...but not that much.
"I'm in love with the English league."
Jose Mourinho reveals there is someone else in his life, other than himself.
"Games are changed by goal scoring at one end or the other."
Bolton boss Gary Megson states the obvious in his post-match interview on MOTD.
"You're getting me confused. That's Zola."
MK Dons boss Roberto Di Matteo when asked if he wants his team to play 'beautiful football'.
"London Underground wish to apologise for the severe points failure in the Tottenham area."
"You can buy 'Spurs, The Glory
Years' from most shops, priced £200. That's £5 for the tape
and £195 for the Betamax player."
Q: What's the difference between Father Christmas and a Spurs win?
A: Some people actually believe Father Christmas exists."
"Darren Bent is ill, so Juande Ramos offers to do his shopping for him. While in Sainsbury's he bumps into Arsene Wenger. 'What are you doing in here, Juande?' asks Wenger. 'Getting a bag of potatoes for Darren Bent,' he replies. 'Sounds like a good swap to me,' says Wenger."
Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk
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1 comment:
We're no longer a triangle. We are now a pentagon!
:)
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