A: A triangle has 3 points.
(JayWalk: Yeah, I know we had this joke during the last Fun Tidbit but guess what? The joke is still relevant! Hahah..... Bedokian and ihawk98 are going to kill me! COYS!)
"That's great. Tell him he's Pele, and get him back on!"
Airdrie manager Kenny Black when told his concussed striker Stephen Maguire did not know who he was.
"I think everyone's human."
Rio Ferdinand makes a profound observation while justifying Ashley Cole's mistake against Kazakhstan in a BBC post-match interview.
"The most important space on a football field is the one between the player's ears"
Watford manager Aidy Boothroyd.
Ananova (07 Oct 2008) - Super Sub Nets Winner With Broken Foot
An injured footballer threw down his crutches, ripped off his cast and hobbled on to score the winner with his broken right foot...
"You got to give Kazakhstan players credit, they're attacking with four players and defending with eight."
Grame Le Saux at half-time in the England Game. Maths - FAIL.
"We scored three today and 99 times out of 10, that means a win."
Brighton assistant manager Dean White commenting after their 3-3 draw at home to Cheltenham. Maths - FAIL.
"We love our Itsy Bitsy, Teeny Weeny, Baldy Headed, Warren Feeney, Plays in Dundee and he can't score a goal."
To the tune of Yellow Polka Dot Bikini. Northern Ireland's Green & White Army in Slovenia.
Warren Feeney (left), born 17 Jan 1981, currently plays for Scottish club Dundee United (on a one-year loan from Cardiff City) as a striker, wearing the No.7 shirt.
He was previously on loan to Swansea City and quickly established himself in the first team with 6 goals in 12 games. He was then supposed to be transferred permanently to Swansea before injury struck and the deal went dead in the water.
So far this season, he has started 4 times for Dundee United but has yet to open his scoring account.
"We can see you sneaking out!"
Southend fans to Yeovil after Southend score to make it 2-0.
"We can see you coming back!"
Southend fans after Yeovil promptly pulled one back to make it 2-1.
Source: http://www.scmp.com.hk; http://www.dundeeunitedfc.co.uk
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The triangle joke still stands....
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